we watched a smidgen of AFV tonight and there was this clip of these two boys who found a tampon out in their lawn (???), unwrapped it, and were convinced that it was a stick of dynamite. this humorously reminded me of my own boy/tampon story:
jones flooded our bathroom a few weeks ago by using too much tp. that was such a disgusting mess! i had an old box of tampons sitting behind the toilet on the floor because that bathroom doesn't have any storage space. when i was cleaning the mess i just threw the whole box away because i didn't think it'd be safe to even assume they might be ok... if you know what i mean.
anyway, jones is responsible for emptying the bathroom trash cans. he came up to me the next day with a wrapped up tampon and a smile on his face.
"why did you throw a whole box of these away?" he asked
"because you flooded the bathroom and they got all poopy gross wet. they're no good anymore," i replied.
"oh," he sighed, as he remembered the mess. "what are they? candy???"
...
"no, sweetie. just throw them away." is all i could answer through muffled giggles and smiles. if he only knew.
Try to remember, "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
jones flooded our bathroom a few weeks ago by using too much tp. that was such a disgusting mess! i had an old box of tampons sitting behind the toilet on the floor because that bathroom doesn't have any storage space. when i was cleaning the mess i just threw the whole box away because i didn't think it'd be safe to even assume they might be ok... if you know what i mean.
anyway, jones is responsible for emptying the bathroom trash cans. he came up to me the next day with a wrapped up tampon and a smile on his face.
"why did you throw a whole box of these away?" he asked
"because you flooded the bathroom and they got all poopy gross wet. they're no good anymore," i replied.
"oh," he sighed, as he remembered the mess. "what are they? candy???"
...
"no, sweetie. just throw them away." is all i could answer through muffled giggles and smiles. if he only knew.
Try to remember, "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
1 comment:
hahaha! when i first read your title I was like, wha? it'll be funny to remind him of that when he's older.
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